Here is Why Some Words Need to be Redefined

Shareef

"Ye to bolti hi nahi,shareef lagti hai.Chal iski le" Excuse me? Some people really need to correct their defination of someone being shareef.Yes I am SHAREEF!! But don't blame me if I punch on your face right in the middle of a road for you being annoying.

P.S-REMEMBER, I am shareef not stupid.

Do you think I'm stupid ?

Religious                                                          

"Temple two days a week and a fast once a month.They say,itna to karna hi chahiye na".I quoted "Do galiyaan a day and a fight once a month,itna to tyagna hi chahiye na". I mean you talk about God and spend your whole day making other's life miserable. Stop being Hippocrates.

P.S-It's like "Man saaf hona chahiye bas”: P

Simple

"So bahenji types". Wait a sec.Mind your words first girl. Clothes are entirely a matter of personal choice. Wearing kurti or shorts doesn't make you illiterate or modern anyway. One minute......"Don't tell me you find that other girl cuter than yourself? ” Ohh you jealous peeps :P

P.S-Don't judge the book by its cover.

Being Single

"Really? How come such a cute girl isn't committed yet? Oh don't lie girl.Hmm poor you!!" I am sorry if I have given you the wildest shock of your life. I didn't know that I have committed an offence being single. Well listen, dramas apart, it’s cool with me and so it should be with you.

P.S-None of your business.

Topper

"Wuhuu topper.105 out of 100 han!!”And I am like "Your Math teacher is really awful dude". Jokes apart. Compete if you can. Being jealous will not help you in any way. Don’t judge me by my score but by the person I become into each day by acquiring that knowledge.

P.S-Let's shun this terminology. Everyone makes their own mistakes.

Cool

"I am cool man, oh yeah". I mean are you having some wind mills attached to your shoulders? Take an advice. Sit for a while and contemplate. Your so called cool acts just make you look like the biggest fool.

P.S-The above advice is free of cost. Leni ho to lo, varna jane do ;) It's anyway just a matter of  C and F.

 Love

No comments!! Define it the way that makes you smile ;)

BABAJI KA THULLU :p

Mujhse breakup karke, ban gayi tu ullu

Maine to nayi pata li, tujhe kya mila?

BABAJI KA THULLU!!!!

 There is absolutely no need to make any Indian and even the foreigners to introduce to  this newly awesome blossom phrase invented by none other than the comedy king "Kapil Sharma".

Thullu Thullu Everywhere !!

Today the usage of this word has escalated tremendously. Markets are over flooded with the plethora of products with " Baba Ji ka Thullu"printed  on them in shiny bold letters. These prove to be highly lucrative for their sellers. Be it a T-shirt, cap, school bags, mobile covers, coffee mugs or your slippers. Nothing, totally nothing has been spared from this quote.

My Thullu,My Way

Some use it to tease their ex girlfriend/boyfriend, some to announce their results and some simply express their sheer ecstasy by just using this word. Fit in or not. Thullu has to be used, otherwise our sentence is incomplete. That’s the importance of this word.

Rate Your Fan Ranking

Call yourself Kapil's biggest fan? Wake up from your oblivion and meet his diehard fan who has moved a step further and opened a cafe called "Babaji Ka Thullu", in Bangalore. Known for its North Indian flavor, the cafe welcomes its customers with a tagline "Khao itta sa, Bill ittu sa...". So now the question is what’s your next stand to prove yourself Kapil’s no1 fan?

Thullu Chala Abroad

Foreigners are not astounded by the Indian dress or Indian food alone. Kapil's signature phrase "Babaji ka Thullu" is showing its magic in countries like Italy too. Once the actor-producer retweeted on his fan’s tweet which read:” @KapilSharmaK9 Promoting thullu in Italy...!” Moreover the sight of foreign girls wooing and dancing on Comedy Nights’ stage is common these days.

Yo Yo's Way

Honey Singh's High Heel or Blue Eyes are old enough. Song named "Babaji ka Thullu" written and sung by Deep Money rules the stage. By giving music in this very song, Honey Singh has yet again forced the youth to tap their feet on this comically written song.